(via redsuspenders)

(via redsuspenders)

I too am only able to express myself via toaster strudels.

(via geneticmutations)

shredzyrhead:

(via wtfporn)

very clever.

 Ohhh now I get it. It vibrates.

(via wtfporn)

The Lady GaGa thing was a joke (but, you know, that doesn’t mean not to give it a shot), but every time I’ve driven while it’s snowed something fucked up.

I’m just saying.

Hannah, make it happen for me.

• Burn all notebooks in my room without reading them.
• Hannah, Sarah, Shelby, and Jordyn all get visitation rights to Winnie and Penny.
• Can’t Stop Partying by Weezer must be the background music during my funeral.
• Lady GaGa wear a vial of my ashes around her neck for AT LEAST one week.

Okay, I think I covered everything worth mentioning.

volia:

dearsweetlancelot:

lame. holy shit. killing self for chuckling.

hahaha how could you not have seen that

paying attention and thinking at the same time hurts me

volia:

dearsweetlancelot:

volia:

metalhymenpulverizerforyou:

fuckyeahunicornsandhitler:

bittenbysharks:

this is the most frightening thing i have ever seen.

HAHAHAHA i am not going to bed at a very good time rn

info please

You actually came to mind when I first saw this.

Ahahaha why

  “I hope you jack off weird asian porn” or something along those lines.

lame. holy shit. killing self for chuckling.